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Are you a total failure at work?
Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase “circle back” in every email? Have you never used the word “synergies” in a LinkedIn post?
You need Wankernomics.
Wankernomics started life as a live show, helping thousands of gormless Australians unlock the secrets to workplace success through the ancient art of being an annoying wanker.
Now Wankernomics is going even further, with a holistic, integrated, digital-first, multi-platform strategy. That’s right, we’ve set up a few social media accounts and a website.
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How to speak like a wanker at work
How to speak in meetings
Own the room with these powerful one-liners
Wankernomics Translator
What the fuck does ladder up even mean?
Bringing Work-Talk Home
Speak like a wanker at work? Why not leverage the same bullshit at home?
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