Helping you navigate workplace hell

Are you a total failure at work?

Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase “circle back” in every email? Have you never used the word “synergies” in a LinkedIn post?

You need Wankernomics.

Wankernomics started life as a live show, helping thousands of gormless Australians unlock the secrets to workplace success through the ancient art of being an annoying wanker.

Now Wankernomics is going even further, with a holistic, integrated, digital-first, multi-platform strategy. That’s right, we’ve set up a few social media accounts and a website.

Follow Wankernomics for tips on how to speak at work, how to look like a genius in meetings, and how to get promoted by simply dropping the phrase ‘360 degree all-hands ideation session’ into an email to your boss.


How to speak like a wanker at work

How to speak in meetings

Own the room with these powerful one-liners

Wankernomics Translator

What the fuck does ladder up even mean?

Bringing Work-Talk Home

Speak like a wanker at work? Why not leverage the same bullshit at home?

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Wankernomics Pro Tips

Climb the corporate ladder with these sure-fire tips.

How To Speak Like a Manager

Climb the corporate ladder with these sure-fire tips.

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