Meet the team
James Schloeffel
Chief Disruptor and Strategy Optimisation Evangelist
A brand builder and thought leadership Ninja, James has been using words like value-add, change-agent and solutions-architecture to impress clients for more than a decade.
A renowned transformational strategist and growth alchemist, he has a proven track record of formulating results-focused, forward-thinking, environmentally-aware, value-driven, outcomes-centred, solution-led hyphenated adjectives, and putting them into complex sentences that at first seem impressive, but then just trail off at the
Having talked about working with everyone from Silicon Valley startups to Fortune 500 companies, James is 100% committed to meaningless platitudes and puts his clients’ outcomes at the centre of everything he does.
With a unique ability to charge large sums of money for vaguely defined services, James has helped clients unlock value, shift the dial and move the needle, in an ever-changing, fast-paced world.
A father, husband, son, brother, uncle, neighbour, cousin, second cousin and second cousin twice removed, James knows that, while radically redefining the paradigms of transformational growth is great, presenting yourself as a functioning human being is also an essential part of a corporate bio.
Charles Firth
Chief Curiosity Hyperscaler
As someone who knows very little about anything, Charles is the one of the world’s top management consultants. He is passionate about creating bespoke growth strategies for clients across all sectors, as long as they sign off on his billable hours.
Charles is passionate about taking a complex concept such as growth hyper scaling and making it even more complex.
From an early age, Charles was a prodigious talent in the management consulting space. At the age of 3, he oversaw an organisational efficiency transformation campaign at his child care centre, which resulted in shorter nap times for toddlers, fewer vegetables at lunch, and the sacking of over 5,000 staff.
In 2026, against the advice of his accountant, Charles uploaded his brain into an AI chatbot, and is now able to be downloaded onto your phone using the CharlesGPT app. He is currently under investigation for tax evasion.