After entirely sold-out 2024 runs in Australia, Edinburgh & London, Australia’s favourite workplace wankers have an all-new show. Delivered in the form of an agonising all-staff meeting, Just Touching Base is a hilarious real-time demonstration of the buzzwords, bureaucracy, banality and bullsh*t of modern working life.
UK
CARDIFF
New Theatre, Fri 3 Oct
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LONDON
Leicester Sq Theatre
Sun 5 Oct 4:00pm - SOLD OUT
Sun 5 Oct 7:30pm - SOLD OUT
Shepherd’s Bush Empire
Wed 8 Oct 7:30pm - SOLD OUT
Hackney Empire
Sat 11 Oct 1pm - SOLD OUT
Sat 11 Oct 4:30pm - SOLD OUT
Sat 11 Oct 8pm - SOLD OUT
Bloomsbury Theatre
Sat 18th Oct 4:00pm - FINAL TIX RELEASED
Sat 18 Oct 7:30pm - FINAL TIX RELEASED
Sun 19 Oct 4:00pm - FINAL TIX RELEASED
Sun 19 Oct 7:30pm - FINAL TIX RELEASED
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LONDON PALLADIUM
20-21 Apr 2026 - BOOK NOW
SWINDON
Mon 6 Oct
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PORTSMOUTH
New Theatre Royal, Tue 7 Oct
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CAMBRIDGE
Corn Exchange, Thu 9 Oct
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NOTTINGHAM
Theatre Royal
Sun 12 Oct, 3:00pm - SOLD OUT
Sun 12 Oct, 7:30pm FINAL TIX RELEASED
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BIRMINGHAM
The Glee
Mon 13 Oct 7:00pm - SOLD OUT
MON 13 OCT 9:15PM - SOLD OUT
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ABERDEEN
Aberdeen Performing Arts, Tue 14 Oct
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INVERNESS
Eden Court, Wed 15 Oct
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SHREWSBURY
Thu 16 Oct
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MANCHESTER
(SALFORD)
The Lowry
Fri 17 Oct, 6pm: STANDING ROOM SEATS
Fri 17 Oct, 8pm: SOLD OUT
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AUSTRALIA
After sold out seasons across Australia and the UK, Wankernomics is returning for two ENCORE performances of their 2025 show “Just Touching Base”. Delivered in the form of an agonising all-staff meeting, Just Touching Base is a hilarious real-time demonstration of the buzzwords, bureaucracy, banality and bullsh*t of modern working life. (The performance will be an extended version of the show, which toured UK in October 2025).
MELBOURNE
Thu 11 Dec, 2025
Hamer Hall
Special final performance of Just Touching Base
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SYDNEY
Sat 13 Dec, 2025
The Enmore
Special final performance of Just Touching Base
2026 Australian Tour (New Show)
ON SALE SOON!
Adelaide Fringe: 10-22 March
Melbourne Comedy Festival: 25 March-5 April
Perth Comedy Festival: 8-9 May
Sydney Comedy Festival: 14-15 May
Brisbane Comedy Festival: May (TBC)
Other Cities: TBC
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NEW ZEALAND
After sold out runs across Australia and the UK in 2024 and 2025, Australia’s favourite workplace wankers are finally touching base in New Zealand. Delivered in the form of an agonising all-staff meeting, Just Touching Base is a hilarious real-time demonstration of the buzzwords, bureaucracy, banality and bullsh*t of modern working life.
CHRISTCHURCH
Thu 19 Feb, 2026
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WELLINGTON
Fri 20 Feb, 2026
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AUCKLAND
Sat 21 Feb, 2026
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Clips from previous shows
Why Speaking Like A Wanker At Work Is Essential
Renaming Movies in Corporate Speak
How Companies ACTUALLY Come Up With ‘Organisational Values’
How To Sound Like A Genius In Meetings
Reviews
★★★★★
“Exquisite … leaves you in equal parts stitches and torment”"
Weekend Notes
★★★★★
“Wickedly clever satire"
On The Record
★★★★
“Hilarious"
Hi-Fi Way
★★★★
“Two of the best in the business"
Glam Adelaide
★★★★★
“An omni-channel deep dive into best practice comedy”
Some Wanker